*note: as the title indicates, this post contains spoilers. Not just spoilers, but THE BIG spoiler. The one that you definitely don’t want to read about if you haven’t seen the movie yet. That is, of course, unless you’re that guy who wants to throw all emotional attachment to the wind and watch from a purely academic sense – the all-knowing, all-seeing movie god who scoffs at the little folks surrounding you in the theater and their utter lack of foresight. Seriously, though, don’t be that guy.
Over Christmas break, all of the planets aligned and I was able to take the entire family to see the first Disney-driven Star Wars film: The Force Awakens. My oldest two were able to attend an opening-day showing thanks to some friends who procured advance tickets. However, my wife and I and the youngest two were seeing it for the first time and none of us had scoured the Internet for plot clues or paused/analyzed the trailers on YouTube. In other words, we were blissfully ignorant heading into the film.