Unnamed Salesperson: Welcome to Car Citizen! Catch the vision! Can I help you?
Me: Yeah, I heard about what you’re doing over here and I picked up this brochure. I’d kind of like to get in on this. I’ve been looking at the cars you’ve got available. The 300i looks to be in my price range.
US: That’s a nice all-purpose automobile. We’d be happy to have your business!
Me: Great! OK, let’s get start….
US: Just a few things you should know. We don’t actually have the cars onsite. We’ll manufacture them and deliver when they’re ready.
Me: OK, that shouldn’t be a problem. I have access to other cars in the meantime. Do you know when the car will be ready?
US: Yes. Well, we have a date we’re shooting for, but we won’t deliver the car until we’re sure that it will provide the best possible experience to the driver.
Me: That sounds nice. How long does it usually take?
US: Well, we haven’t actually delivered a car yet. We still have to work out some logistics. And contract with a few vendors. And build our factory – but don’t worry, we’ll be in constant communication throughout the process. Do you have a credit card?
Me: Um. Yeah, ok. Here it is.
US: Great! Your 300i is now secured. We’ll let you know when it’s ready. Honestly, though – the 300i is a little boring. We have 114 other cars, most of which are much more exciting. Here, take this expanded brochure with you. It shows all of our cars in their full sparkly glory! You can buy as many of our cars as you want, and we’ll be eternally grateful for your support of the Car Citizen vision!
Me: Ok…thanks. So, again, when….